one day(ish) being NAKED

today i felt the need to not get dressed and just sit around my house naked cause what the hell it's my house and no one is home i feel free!! (i'll probs get dressed if mum or dad come home) this morning I have:

 watched jeremy kyle 

got a bowl of weetabix 

washed up 

vacuumed 

playing mariokart double dash

trying to revise German more 

and I'm now dressed after starting the blog this morning it is 4 o clock and my dad is home and  i definitely think he doesn't wanna see me like this so yeah being naked is fun but probs not around your parents unless they are ok with this sort of thing 

the pros of being naked 24/7 are that you don't need to unzip or pull anything down to pee or poop and the cons are that it can get v cold if you go outside (i didn't cause it's january duh)

EXCITING TIMES i got a macbook air after SO LONG of not having something better than a machine that felt like it needed the most care to even load google chrome, but enough of that this was my intereptation of how good it would look to have one ages ago

but now just think of that poor (very bad) photoshop of being REAL LIFE and it's the best thing i could do i think i got over attached to this thing and have hoped it hasn't walked off and left like loads of people (not laptops) have done in the past (whatever) 

but in other news i might have started to like a television programme, crazy right?? sherlock is cool but its better because it isn't on for long and my attention will stay with it unlike most other things (i tried to learn german like a month ago) so it keeps the list of things that i stick to short, food, my cats even if they puke all on my floor, reading a few books now and then, listening to the best bands (obvs) and the best til last, being with ruby which is like the most rad thing cause she is super! 

cause you all want to know about our lives we also went to see the whale which washed up on the coast in norfolk, it had been there over a week and we HAD to see it you know, it's not everyday you see a sperm whale even if it wasn't alive (i'd rather it be alive some bastard wouldn't have stolen it's teeth or trampled on it) so we decided to take some pics 





ok so thats the only one, but as gruesome as it looks, it was fantastic to see such a beautiful creature I just wish I were David Attenborough

1 month no blog!! (soz) merry christmas

this is my christmas blog as i kinda forgot to write anything on here for like a month (absence and growing fonder and all that rubbish) but i doubt you have cared or wanted to read this anyways (got 81 views without doing anythings thats good right??) but i'm still not as interesting as before, i went to a good few gigs (girls, yuck, fight like apes, john cooper clarke) and all were brilliant but not a gud as billy (christmas cat)
but who cares about that crap its like christmas basically and everyone must super like christmas so i have got

pictures that will do nothing but hate me and christmas even more

 

oh um dunno how to say this but thats the onlyh one so yeah soz AGAIN i will get a pic of me passed out in the snow somewhere if it snows here to make you get in the festive spirit but for now i am getting to watch a pantomime (the same one) everyday til its done to earn money dont hate me too much

YESTERDAY IN LONDON ETC

maybe going to london yesterday was good but I definitely know that I am working too much lately, and actually doing things that are not sitting in my room gawping at the internet for hours on end (which ultimately is a bad thing) but I suppose since I have some time now and maybe not ever again I will tell and show what crazy stuff I have been doing (not much really)

BUT I GOT A NEW BAG a nice kanken bag as you can see and if you ever wanna get one they lie to you as this in real life is so much brighter than in the pictures on the website but yeah they are the nicest ever right?? 

so that was in the morning and i eventually met with ruby at liverpool street station where we both decided we needed food! and lots of it so we went crazy and got a meal at leon (not a lot of food but it was SO GOOD) and also Henry Holland was there chilling n eating so thats a claim to fame (i definitely think/ know it was him god) but here's our rubbish pile neat right?

after we went to covent gardens and was trying not to be kettled in by the cops who were in holborn or something which is round the corner I think but we were gonna go to a gig in the evening not be beat up by crazy ass students and cops, so yeah we made it to Camden about an hour early, people already hanging around we queued later on and made pals with this american music journo student who we named joe jonas but that's all irrelevant cause he was nice enough whatever 

after waiting ages inside the electric ballroom spectrals come on and they were pretty cool and good to see live, we waited for girls to come on and couldnt stop laughing at how chilled out this security guard was 

but yeah Girls come on soon after and he was still chilled standing there, this time with a pose!!

Girls were too good honestly I was in lust with Chris Owens he is so pretty, cheeky and had the best trousers on which we thought was a skirt but it was fine cause it was Chris!! the only thing that spoiled the night were a few drunk french people and we just blamed it on their rude stereotype so whatever

so we had to go on the train home which was full of drunk people coming back from the red hot chilli peppers (hahaha) and when they all left and all our snacks were eaten this guy come on who tripped out so bad he might've been asleep but he was monged out pretty bad honest, sorry no pics was so hard to concentrate laughing through tiredness and wondering if he could see us trying our hardest but here are some other pics that we took and I really don't know what happened

SORRY RUBY 

BUSY WEEK

ok so today has been the first time in like a week I have had access to my netbook cause I've been crazy busy which is a GOOD thing as it felt brilliant to be out n about on trains and a megaton of buses and walking.
here's a list of low detail pictures to show what poop i have been up to

I went to Leicester and to the circus cause he could see it from his window and we couldnt resist being pissed off by the clown and amazed at ethnic stereotyping to impress small children and idiots!!

like the day after I got back from my bro's I went to see ruby and I experienced her driving as she is taking lessons and has a car to practice and I was kinda scared as those country roads are THIN and cars are crazy round there i swear,

That night we went for a meal at 'the waffle house' and guess what?? you get all yr meals on waffles which was super fab and weird but tasted THE BEST i was gonna get a dessert waffle but we had food just in case beforehand which was silly as I would've had a million more waffles

the next day we planned to go to the car boot for some good junk but slept most of the morning, decided to watch films and tele all day which lasted for 12 hours with a couple of breaks for soup and other snacks and doesn't ruby look lovely (a lot better than the soup which was disgusting to look at but nice to eat)\

yesterday morning i was taken over by billy when i went for a shower all i wanted to do was get back into bed but billy would not move for ages. I had to come home for work which is turning into a black hole of drunk idiots (most smell) who ask me about if my ears hurt or when my hair is due to be chopped off god seriously at least i dont spend monday to sunday in a pub wasting my life away spending money on stupid drinks to suffice for a shit life 

penultimate teen day

dunno if you know or care it's my birthday tomorrow and I am taking the minute out to snack for pre-celebration of going to work tonight as it's my last day of me being able to call myself a moody teen here is me looking moody comfort eating with a lot of jaffa cakes so fuck you 20 years old this is my response to you (but not the cards/ presents/ seeing ruby and going to laura marling gig tomorrow cause they'll be GOOD)

here is a list of what I have done on my last day of being a teenager:
had egg on toast
watched 2 episodes of planet dinosaur
done some housework
drunk tea
listened to my dad's boring life
showed dad how to send an email
pissed my cat off

BEING ILL SUX

BEING ILL SUCKS monday night/ yesterday was horrible as I was so snotty and yucky with bloodshot eyes everyone at work was saying I was high but I wish I could've been instead of serving beer to old men who waste their lives in a pub on a monday so onto yesterday I couldnt open my eyes til about 1pm considering I was awake at 8 listening to the television on the sofa waiting for a delivery isn't appealing and I hated every minute and I had a mound of tissues from nearly two rolls of toilet paper ugh
But being a slob most days and working in the evening allows me a good routine of watching daytime tele and I want to travel to Australia to look nervous/ sweat/ be edgy/ have no drugs/ declare everything so I get on Nothing to Declare and watch myself on my new fav program cool