BUSY WEEK

ok so today has been the first time in like a week I have had access to my netbook cause I've been crazy busy which is a GOOD thing as it felt brilliant to be out n about on trains and a megaton of buses and walking.
here's a list of low detail pictures to show what poop i have been up to

I went to Leicester and to the circus cause he could see it from his window and we couldnt resist being pissed off by the clown and amazed at ethnic stereotyping to impress small children and idiots!!

like the day after I got back from my bro's I went to see ruby and I experienced her driving as she is taking lessons and has a car to practice and I was kinda scared as those country roads are THIN and cars are crazy round there i swear,

That night we went for a meal at 'the waffle house' and guess what?? you get all yr meals on waffles which was super fab and weird but tasted THE BEST i was gonna get a dessert waffle but we had food just in case beforehand which was silly as I would've had a million more waffles

the next day we planned to go to the car boot for some good junk but slept most of the morning, decided to watch films and tele all day which lasted for 12 hours with a couple of breaks for soup and other snacks and doesn't ruby look lovely (a lot better than the soup which was disgusting to look at but nice to eat)\

yesterday morning i was taken over by billy when i went for a shower all i wanted to do was get back into bed but billy would not move for ages. I had to come home for work which is turning into a black hole of drunk idiots (most smell) who ask me about if my ears hurt or when my hair is due to be chopped off god seriously at least i dont spend monday to sunday in a pub wasting my life away spending money on stupid drinks to suffice for a shit life 

penultimate teen day

dunno if you know or care it's my birthday tomorrow and I am taking the minute out to snack for pre-celebration of going to work tonight as it's my last day of me being able to call myself a moody teen here is me looking moody comfort eating with a lot of jaffa cakes so fuck you 20 years old this is my response to you (but not the cards/ presents/ seeing ruby and going to laura marling gig tomorrow cause they'll be GOOD)

here is a list of what I have done on my last day of being a teenager:
had egg on toast
watched 2 episodes of planet dinosaur
done some housework
drunk tea
listened to my dad's boring life
showed dad how to send an email
pissed my cat off

BEING ILL SUX

BEING ILL SUCKS monday night/ yesterday was horrible as I was so snotty and yucky with bloodshot eyes everyone at work was saying I was high but I wish I could've been instead of serving beer to old men who waste their lives in a pub on a monday so onto yesterday I couldnt open my eyes til about 1pm considering I was awake at 8 listening to the television on the sofa waiting for a delivery isn't appealing and I hated every minute and I had a mound of tissues from nearly two rolls of toilet paper ugh
But being a slob most days and working in the evening allows me a good routine of watching daytime tele and I want to travel to Australia to look nervous/ sweat/ be edgy/ have no drugs/ declare everything so I get on Nothing to Declare and watch myself on my new fav program cool

SCARED (funfair edition)

WE WENT TO THE FAIR look how happy I am obvs at the enjoyment but this is scared part 2 cause peterborough is full of edgy and weird people and what better place to find edgy and weird people is the local fair at dusk (too scared to stay til its completely dark)

 ruby enjoyed herself look

 but then it got dark and there were shifty people around and look how scared ruby got, we managed to get some good pics especially of super bob next to the super bob ride (look at pic above) but all in all we had fun and i think we're going to go on some rides tomorrow as we didnt today cause we had bags and didnt want the fair people to look after (take) our things

SCARED

I went to a carboot this morning and I realised how much I am scared of the general public, strange people all around me and all i could think about was "did that fucker take my keys!!!!!!!!?" then i thought about how people are dumb if they couldnt feel being pickpocketed surely you must get butterflies like when you have a hand near your bits c'mon it could be some good fun for a split second before you realise it isn't a friendly fondle but whatever my jeans are tight but i was still paranoid about the situation
I also thought about how I would deal with the situation if it happened I think it'd end up in a bitch fight with me screaming some crap while emotionally getting my stuff back or my dignity with false tears which ends up with the people selling their crap giving me heaps of free things I dont need and making me feel better.