SCARED

I went to a carboot this morning and I realised how much I am scared of the general public, strange people all around me and all i could think about was "did that fucker take my keys!!!!!!!!?" then i thought about how people are dumb if they couldnt feel being pickpocketed surely you must get butterflies like when you have a hand near your bits c'mon it could be some good fun for a split second before you realise it isn't a friendly fondle but whatever my jeans are tight but i was still paranoid about the situation
I also thought about how I would deal with the situation if it happened I think it'd end up in a bitch fight with me screaming some crap while emotionally getting my stuff back or my dignity with false tears which ends up with the people selling their crap giving me heaps of free things I dont need and making me feel better.